I am markedly more impressed with the Slendertone shorts than I ever expected to be and I look forward to using them until they die, which hopefully, is some time away, quality willing
My love of gaming has recently morphed into mental cravings. God, it would be good to spend the day donned in tracksuit pants, becoming one with my PS4
The book has caused me to wonder if I understand a thing about the biology of my body and I have grown a little paranoid that the things I “knew” to be certain are a product of brainwashing
For those of you who suffer under the weightlessness of thin and porous hair, there’s hope. Sure, the idea of growing it is about as fanciful as a talking pig riding a unicorn over a rainbow. However, Against all odds (and there many, many odds) I have grown my thin and porous hair to my elbows.
If you have OCD, you are wasting the superpower you clearly have – the ability to fool yourself into anything. Anything! Why not use that to your advantage.
I’m calling it. I’ve cured my obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD). What a legend!
Not the super cool celebrity strain. You know the one – ‘now that I’m famous I’m like so obsessed with appearing perfect – I like totally have OCD now’. Erm, no you don’t, that’s just vanity.
Nor the other kind, often confused with being anal or just a regular jerk. None of that. I have the regular, old school ‘you’re weird’ variety. The proper stuff.
The idea is brilliant and the effort behind it is apparent. However, it didn’t work and it’s disappointing customer service has cemented my hesitation in buying again
Am I alone in that I would rather eat glass than have any person on the planet read my to-do lists?
I did the community a service and fought back against the tyranny of poor service, on behalf of all victims everywhere. On behalf of humanity, I forced my “superior knowledge” of professionalism and service onto my assailants. Somebody had to do it and I was perfectly trained for the job. You’re welcome.
If you have ever read the directions of toilet cleaner you will notice it does not instruct one to stand back like you’re preparing to piss your name into the snow, aim, fire anywhere around the bowl, flush and you’re done, you legend.